Funny Latest Jokes

Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
A: All of them.

Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." A blonde came up to her and said,
"That looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said,
"Sure." So the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.."
"Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street." So the blonde said,
"OK." and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened.
Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89..."

I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.