Funny Latest Jokes
A female school teacher comes up to a parent at a parent meeting and says, "You know, your son called me a prostitute!" Dad calls up his son and says: "So this teacher teaches you, helps you, wants you to get good grades and for all that you call her a prostitute? What do you care about what she does after work?"
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
Q: Why don't blind people go skydiving?
A: Because it scares the bejesus out of the dogs!
Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids
Q: Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
A: His mummy.