Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't turn off the lights, he turns on the dark.
Chuck Norris shaves with a John Deere Tractor.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris taught Tiger Woods how to play golf and sleep with women.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.
Chuck Norris once ate a skittle and gave birth to EMINEM!
Mike Tyson chipped a tooth on Chuck Norris' ear.
Chuck Norris CAN understand women.
Chuck Norris could build Rome in one day.