Funny Latest Jokes

Q: What did the dick say to the condom?
A: Cover me, I'm goin in!

Hey dude you shouldn't make fun of Jew's my grandfather died in the Holocaust...
... He fell off the guard tower

Q: What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?
A: One Woman Brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Q: Why are particle physicists bad in bed?
A: Because when they find the position, they loose the momentum, and when the find the momentum, they loose the position...

Q: What do you get when a person is a dyslexic agnostic?
A: A person who doesn't really believe there is a dog.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball.
Get back in the queue.

Tom: You can always double your drive space.
Bob: How?
Tom: By deleting Windows!