Funny Latest Jokes

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other; "You man the guns, I'll drive!

God said to Moses, "Come forth and inherit the world!". But he came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What are nuts on a wall? Walnuts
What are nuts on a chest? Chestnuts
What are nuts on a chin? Blowjob

Q: How are broccoli and anal sex similar?
A: If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Well, anyone can roast beef.