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Funny Blonde jokes

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…” then the electric power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”

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Q: How do you make a blonde forget something?
A: You blow in her ear.

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Q: How does a blonde clean up the workplace?
A: She wipes her mouth.

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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
"I'd like to buy a pink curtain for my computer screen."
The surprised salesman replies:
"But madam, computers don't have curtains!".
And the blonde says:
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows!"

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Q: What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: "Is it mine?"

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied,
"We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

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Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what number came first.

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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Their both empty from the neck up

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The local police force was looking for a new detective, so a Blonde went in to interview for the job. Okay, honey, the sheriff asked, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven", she replied.The sheriff thought to himself, that’s not what I meant, but she’s right.Then the sheriff asked, "what two days of the week start with the letter T?" "Today and tomorrow" she replied. He was again surprised that the Blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. Now, listen carefully, "who killed Martin Luther King?" Asked the sheriff. The Blonde thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted she had no idea. The sheriff replied, "Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the Blonde left and went home. When she walked through the door her husband asked her how the interview went? She replied , "It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!"

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