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Funny IT jokes

Hacking is like having sex. You get in, you get out, then you hope that you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.

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I'm not FAT, I'm NTFS!

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Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They just change the standard to DARK.

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Q: How to generate a random string?
A: Put a fresh student in front of vi and tell him to quit.

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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"

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How do you call 8 hobbits?
A hobbyte.

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Two bytes meet. The first byte asks: "Are you ill?" The second byte replies: "No, just feeling a bit off."

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I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard.

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I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG

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