Funny Latest Jokes
Husband to wife: "I hear you've been telling everyone that I'm an idiot."
Wife: "Sorry, I didn't know it was a secret."
Teacher: "Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?"
Class: "At once!"
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing, I said Guess and she said Levis.
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"
Q: Why is Santa Claus always happy?
A: He knows where all the dirty girls live.