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People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.

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Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no, on both occasions.

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Wife: Can I have $20’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Wife: Does that really work?
Husband: Well it seems to have worked on your ass.

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Q: What do you call a Chinese sex offender?
A: Fu Kum Yung

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Can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.

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Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.

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Q: How do you find a blind man in the nudest colony?
A: It ain’t hard.

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Q: What’s worse than waking up with an empty wallet and a sore head?
A: Waking up with a full wallet and a sore ass.

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I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.

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This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.

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