Funny Latest Jokes

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs?
A: Dragon Balls.

1st man: I made $50.05 giving blow jobs last night.
2nd man: (laughs) Who gave you the nickel?
1st man: Everyone.

Q: How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: To get to the other side

"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Cows"
"Cows who?"
"No they don't, cows moo!"

Q: How do you find Will Smith after a blizzard?
A: Just look for the fresh prints!

Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
A: Because the light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.

Q: What is the quietest place in the world?
A: The complaint department of the parachute company.

Q: Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
A: Because Italians hate all witnesses.

Q: How many New Age gurus does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - Change must come from within.

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!". The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"