Funny Latest Jokes

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.