Other funny jokes
Yo mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
What does it mean to come home for love tenderness compassion, understanding and great sex?
It means you're in the wrong house!
Q: What pillar doesn't need holding up?
A: A caterpillar!
Q: Should I have another baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
One man came to gun shop.
Man:I want a pistol
Salesman: Choose from this wall
Man: I want this
Salesman: An 44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
Man: For shooting cans
Salesman: For shooting cans is the best this smaller handgun
Man: No, I want this 44 Magnum
Salesman: And what cans will you shoot at?
Man: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I'm still employed. I just can't remember where.
A little girl asked her mother,
"How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!"
Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!"
Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy."
Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.