Other funny jokes

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.

After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled,
"The meaning of dreams"

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said,
"How long have you been married?"
The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"

Q: Why did the apple start a conversation with the banana?
A: He found her appealing.

If your aunt had balls she would be your uncle!

I heard a joke about a boomerang, but now I forget it. Wait, I think it's coming back.

Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because a spider spied her.

The peacemakers meetup schedule for tonight has been canceled due to a conflict.

The cost of a flight to the moon is astronomical.

Jokes about circles are pointless.