Other funny jokes

Q: What do bakers use to represent their earnings?
A: Pie charts.

Q:What country is always new?
A:New Zealand

Yo momma's so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed two episodes.

A student is sitting at an astronomy lecture in college, when the professor mentions, "In about 15 billion years, the sun will burn out and all life on earth will cease to exist." "Excuse me, professor, did you say 5 billion years or 15 billion?" "15 billion." "whew, thanks, because I was really getting worried."

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

2 boys searching for their lost girlfriends:
1st: How your girlfriend look like?
2nd: 5'6, hot, sexy, blue eyes... what about yours?
1st: Forget about mine.. lets search for yours.

You know you're drinking too much coffee if you help your dog chase its tale.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Lamborghini?
A: I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: Why did Moses and the Israelites cross the Red Sea?
A: To get to the other side.