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Discussing the environment with his friend, John asked, "Which of our natural resources do you think will become exhausted first?" "The taxpayer," replied his friend.

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"Inflation is creeping up," a young man said to his friend. "Yesterday I ordered a $25.00 steak in a restaurant and told them to put it on my American Express card – and it fit."

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Q: How is a heart like a musician?
A: They both have a beat.

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An American, a Mexican, a Canadian, a Spaniard, an Italian, a German, a Dane, a Finn, a Russian, a Bulgarian, a Nigerian, a Kenyan, and an Australian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "I'm sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai."

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Waiter! Waiter! Do you have frog’s legs?
No, sir it’s just the way I’m standing.

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3 guys are in a bar.
1 guy said : "I got the smallest arm in the world" ,
Second guy said : "I got the smallest head in the world!"
Last one said "I got the smallest dick in the world!" so they decide to go to guinness world records,
First guy walks out and said "Yes! I actually got the smallest arm in the world !"
Second one,very happy and said "I actually got the smallest head in the world!"
Last guy comes out screaming saying : "Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?!?"

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Stop calling Justin Bieber gay! She's a lesbian!

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Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
" 'em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end.."
An old lady nearby can't stand it any longer and says: "You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!"
Italian:"Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella friend, how to spella Mississippi.."

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Whole plot of Harry Potter is too unrealistic for me. I mean, a ginger with two friends? C'mon.

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Dear Children, Santa is Mom and Dad.
Merry Christmas,
Wikileaks

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