Chuck Norris jokes

The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris invented water.

Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.

When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris KNOWS Victoria's secret.