Chuck Norris jokes

The British drive on the left side of the road, because Chuck Norris drives on the right.

Chuck Norris is the best Counter-Strike player there ever was. And he doesn't even use a computer to play.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist!

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.

Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.

Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.