Chuck Norris jokes

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris gives Fred Kruger nightmares.

People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.

Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.

Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.