Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

In an average living room there are 242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.

Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.

Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon....longways

Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.

The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .

Chuck Norris can read from an input stream.

In the name of the Father, The Son, and Chuck Norris. Amen.