Chuck Norris jokes

If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... ...sadly he never cries....

Chuck Norris made The Joker lose his permanent smile.

Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.

If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by........ Chuck Norris.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.