Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris

Ozzy Osbourne ate the head of a bat, but Chuck Norris ate Batman.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Jaws made his last cinematic appearance in 1983. Coincidentally, Chuck Norris developped a liking for sushi in 1983.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

In the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And it was good.

Since Chuck Norris began speaking at high schools about teenage pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies are down 100%. He has planned every one.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

When Chuck Norris had sex with Christie Brinkley, she gave birth to a Total Gym.

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.