Chuck Norris jokes
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Some kids pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.
Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
Superman goes to meet Chuck Norris each year on Teacher’s Day.
Everybody loves Raymond.. except Chuck Norris.
If you are what you eat, Chuck Norris eats steel.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death…he wins fair and square.
Someone once stole Chuck Norris’s pajamas, they now call him Iron Man.