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Chuck Norris jokes

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Some kids pee their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.

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Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

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Superman goes to meet Chuck Norris each year on Teacher’s Day.

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Everybody loves Raymond.. except Chuck Norris.

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If you are what you eat, Chuck Norris eats steel.

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death…he wins fair and square.

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Someone once stole Chuck Norris’s pajamas, they now call him Iron Man.

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