Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a stunt double to do crying scenes.

God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris said "say please".

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

People call 911, 911 calls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can dislike something on Facebook.

Chuck Norris doesn’t use dental floss he uses barbed wire.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris can make an onion cry.

Chuck Norris can strangle someone with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.