Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.

The fastest way of dying is 1CNRhK (One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick).

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he eats bees.

God wanted to create the Earth in 10 days, but Chuck Norris gave him only 7.

Chuck Norris speaks in capital letters.

Chuck Norris had a part in Star Wars. He was the force.

Chuck Norris is playing poker with God.
God says: "All in. The world, mankind, universe, everything!"
Chuck Norris: "Raise..."