Chuck Norris jokes

The Bible was originally titled “Chuck Norris and Friends”

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.

Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.

Chuck Norris's cock is so big that 3/4 of it is still technically a virgin.