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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.

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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he eats bees.

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God wanted to create the Earth in 10 days, but Chuck Norris gave him only 7.

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Chuck Norris speaks in capital letters.

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"

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"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jacks wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesights gotten so bad, Icouldnt see where the ball went.""Youre seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why dont you take my brother Scott along?""But hes eighty-five and doesnt even play golf anymore," protested Jack."Yes, but hes got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you,"Tracy pointed out.The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Did you see where it went?" asked Jack."Yup," Scott answered."Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance."I forgot."

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Q: Where do footballers dance?
A: At a football !

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