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One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no no!" said the man.
"I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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Q: How do you make a blonde forget something?
A: You blow in her ear.

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Q: How does a blonde clean up the workplace?
A: She wipes her mouth.

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Q: What stories are told by basketball players?
A:Tall stories!

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Q: Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
A: She wanted to eat it all!!

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Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Q: What beverage do football players drink?
A: Penal-tea!

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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."

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Two guys are walking down a street in hell when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says, "Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series."

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