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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

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Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said,
"I've lost my dad!"
The policeman said,
"What's he like?"
Little Johnny replied,
"Beer and women!"

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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "March 27th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."

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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "His face."

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied,
"I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years.
A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth.
Q: - What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth?
A: - A full bus of old men

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2016-09-14 09:54:51

Do something with your dog - yesterday he was howling so much, that my daughter had to stop her singing lesson.
Excuse me, but your daughter started this first.

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2016-09-14 09:54:51