Funny Latest Jokes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.

Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?
No, David.

Wife to her husband: "I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"

The people of Dubai don’t get to watch the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Do.

Q: What has 3 teeth an 100 legs
A: The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
A: Frankenstein.

Q: Why do women make better soldiers?
A:Because they can bleed for a week and not die.