Funny Latest Jokes

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the f**king difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"

Sherlock Holmes: Say, Dr. Watson... are you gay?
Dr. Watson: Wha... How did you know?!
Sherlock Holmes: I'm just asking.

Q:Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A:To see a butterfly.

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know—but the flag is a big plus.

Q: Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
A:There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.

I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, "Hey look a dead bird." She looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

Q: Whats cheaper? Beer nuts or deer nuts?
A: Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.

Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma no hands!

A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
"I think I will call my little newborn Tom.
Doctor: "Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Tom_438 or Tom_231.