Funny Latest Jokes
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
"Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said,
"Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: They know how many went down on the Titanic.
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says
"Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed."They comfort her, and the redhead says
"Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says
"That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back
Q: What is a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Im changing my name to 'Benefits' on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say "you are now friends with Benefits".
Q: Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?
A: To feed the toilet duck!
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.