Condom in her daughter's purse
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says
"Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed."They comfort her, and the redhead says
"Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says
"That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
