Funny Animal jokes

Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.

Q: What is a bunny's favorite music?
A: Hip-hop.

First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: Why can't you call your best friend to bail you out of jail?
A: Because your dog does not have money.

Man is the highest rated animal.
At least among those animals that returned the survey.

Q: Whats cheaper? Beer nuts or deer nuts?
A: Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.