Funny Animal jokes
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
Q: What are elephants that wears tiny glass slippers?
A: Cinderelephants.
Q: What do you call a cow without legs?
A: Ground beef.
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A Happy Pit Bull.
Customer: What kind of fish is this?
Aquarium keeper: Jelly Fish
Customer: Which flavor it is?
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me?
Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how?
Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: It's good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you don't eat fish?
Student: It's good for the fish!
Q: How do you make a cat go "woof"?
A: Pour gasoline all over it and light a match.
Q: How do you fit 4 elephants into a mini?
A: 2 in the front 2 in he back.
Q: How do you fit 4 girrafes into a mini?
A: You can't because the elephants are in thier.
Q: How do you know there is 2 elephants in the fridge?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you know there's 3 elephants in the fridge?
A: You can't close the door.
Q: How do you know there's 4 elephants in the fridge?
A: ...............there will be a mini parked outside.
What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk? An animal that stinks and stings!