Funny Animal jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
A: Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.

Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other; "You man the guns, I'll drive!

Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs?
A: Dragon Balls.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB

A lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly