Funny Animal jokes
Two monkeys were discussing evolution: "You mean to tell me that I really am my keeper's brother?"
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks.
Q: Why don't lobsters share?
A: They're shellfish.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator.
Q: What is green and says I'm a frog.
A: A Talking frog.
Q: What do you call a monkey on a mine field ?
A: A baboom
Q: What happened when the shark became famous?
A: He turned into a starfish.
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida.
"Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."
Q: What do you call a smart insect?
A: A spelling bee.