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Funny Animal jokes

A police officer came to my house trying to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I told him, "My dog doesn't even have a bike."

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Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: To hide in cherry trees.

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Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A:Jurassic Pork!

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Q: What´s the stupidest animal in the Jungle?
A: The polar bear. 

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Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them says: "I think the book was better."

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Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when hi left for college?
A: BISON. 

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Q: What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?
A:Chicken Caesar salad.

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"Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
"No, I'm sorry I don't."
"Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

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