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Funny Animal jokes

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread."
So the duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says, "No, this is a bar, we don't have bread. I told you that."
"Got any bread?" asks the duck.
"No, we don't sell bread here... and if you say that again i will nail you to the table!!!!"
The duck pauses then says, "Got any nails?"
"No," sighs the barman.
So the duck says..."Got any bread?"

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Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: Pork Chop

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A grasshopper walks into a bar,
bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Larry?"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come!!!

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One man walking on the street with two penguins. His friends get very angry when they see him and they told him to take poor animals to zoo. Man said them that's great idea and he left. After 2 hours they saw him again with two penguins and they are angry. Man said "Why you angry? We been there and now we are going to cinema."

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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.

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An elephant asked a camel, "Why do you have Breasts on your back?"
The camel replied, "Well, that's a pretty dumb question coming from someone who has a penis on his face!!"

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Q: What's a crocodile's favorite shoe?
A: A Crocs.

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What goes black white black white.........?
A penguin rolling down a hill!
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin who pushed him!

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