Funny Animal jokes

Q: Why was the cow crying?
A: She had a moo disorder.

Q:Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
A: To keep their nuts dry

There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, “moo” and the other one says, “That’s what I was going to say.”

I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.

Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, finally the bear says, "excuse me ,do you have problems with crap sticking to your furr when you go?" The rabbit replies, "WHY NO".....so then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

Q: What's red and green and goes at 100 mph?
A: frog in a blender.

Theres only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

An elephant asks a camel, "Why do you have your breast on your back?" The camel says, "That's a pretty dumb question coming from someone who has a penis on his face."

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."