Chuck Norris jokes
There's a 99.9% chance, Chuck Norris is your biological father.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
The Original Name For the game "Street Fighter" was "Spawn of Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris can make apple juice with oranges.
Chuck Norris bought his car with monopoly money.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Two calculators are needed to add up Chuck Norris' IQ.
Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.