Chuck Norris jokes
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football– in that order.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he’d kick your ass.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.