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Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

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Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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A Chuck Norris - delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald’s in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It’s called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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