Funny Blonde jokes

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof of the bar??
A: She heard drinks were on the house.

A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"
The blond white women says, "They will be zebras."

The two blonds have met and one of them says, "Yesterday, during the blackout I got stuck in a lift for three hours!"
"It's nothing. I was standing on an escalator for three hours!", says other blonde.

Q: How did the Blonde die by drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her!

Q: What do u call a blonde with one brain cell?
A: Intelligent.
Q: What do u call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: 17 blonds stand out side a workout room, why don't they go in?
A: The sign says must be 18 to enter.

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian,
"This is the WORST book I’ve ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian looks up and calmly remarks
"So, you’re the one who took our phone book…"

A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."