Funny Blonde jokes
What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium? She drowned in the mexican wave.
I came over to my blonde friend the other day and said, "Hey look a dead bird." She looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." A blonde came up to her and said,
"That looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said,
"Sure." So the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.."
"Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street." So the blonde said,
"OK." and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened.
Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89..."
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
A blonde calls her mom...
Blonde: Mom mom!! I'm a genius!
Mother: Really dear? How's that possible?
Blonde: I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said "for 2-5 yrs".