Murder case
The local police force was looking for a new detective, so a Blonde went in to interview for the job. Okay, honey, the sheriff asked, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven", she replied.The sheriff thought to himself, that’s not what I meant, but she’s right.Then the sheriff asked, "what two days of the week start with the letter T?" "Today and tomorrow" she replied. He was again surprised that the Blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. Now, listen carefully, "who killed Martin Luther King?" Asked the sheriff. The Blonde thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted she had no idea. The sheriff replied, "Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the Blonde left and went home. When she walked through the door her husband asked her how the interview went? She replied , "It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!"