Funny Doctor jokes
The doctor to the patient: "You are very sick"
The patient to the doctor: "Can I get a second opinion?"
The doctor again: "Yes, you are very ugly too…"
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...
A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him:
Do you smoke? - No.
Do you drink? - No.
Do you eat fast food? - No.
Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
Man walks into the doctors turns to the doctor and says:
"I can't stand being 3 feet tall any longer!!!!"
Doctor replies, "Well you'll just have to learn to be a little patient."
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes..
He said, "No hablo ingles."
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a billiard ball.
Get back in the queue.
I used to be a gynecologist but I had to quit due to health reasons. I kept getting tunnel vision.
I’ve just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it.