Other funny jokes
Tom: You can always double your drive space.
Bob: How?
Tom: By deleting Windows!
Q: Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
People always ask me why I’m single. I’m single by choice… unfortunately it’s not my choice.
Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no, on both occasions.
Q: What do you call a Chinese sex offender?
A: Fu Kum Yung
Can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.
Q: How do you find a blind man in the nudest colony?
A: It ain’t hard.