Two disgusting Italians
Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
" 'em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end.."
An old lady nearby can't stand it any longer and says: "You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!"
Italian:"Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella friend, how to spella Mississippi.."