Turtle soup
A man walk into a restaraunt and asks the lady behind the cash register, "What is your soup of the day?" She replies, "We have chicken noodle soup, pea soup, and turtle soup."
After pondering a while the man orders a delicious turtle soup. The lady says into the p.a. "One turtle soup!"
The man changes his mind and orders a pea soup. The lady makes the correction on the p.a. "Hold the turtle and make it pea!"
