Cubs
A little girl went to the Judge and asked to be taken away from her parents ...
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Mommy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Mommy beats me."
Judge: "Little girl, don't you want to live with your Daddy?"
Little Girl: "No, my Daddy beats me too." Judge:
"Well little girl, who do you want to live with?"
Little Girl: "I want to live with the Cubs because they never beat anyone!"
